I came here to save my wife and my two children and... six billion lives... it's too much. I just hope I'm, I'm smart enough and brave enough to save three.
Dr. Serge Leveque
[After Dr. Josh Keyes states, I'm married to my work.] So am I. Which makes my wife my mistress. That's why I'm still in love with her.
Dr. Serge Leveque
Josh? Where are you? I can't see you! [Said to Dr. Josh Keyes as he is being crushed to death while stuck in damaged part of the ship where enormous amounts of pressure are seeping in]
Dr. Serge Leveque
Ok, I know these look like computers - totally not!
Rat/Theodore J. Finch
My handle's Rat. Call me Rat.
Rat/Theodore J. Finch
Wait a second...you guys aren't here to whack me are you? Cause I was kinda hoping to have sex before that happens...
Rat/Theodore J. Finch
I speak one. One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. In any country, any time, any place I want. We multitask like you breathe. I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried.
Rat/Theodore J. Finch
You want me to hack the planet? [talking to himself] He wants me to hack the planet.
Rat/Theodore J. Finch
Here, now you have free long distance on this phone... forever.
Rat/Theodore J. Finch
OK, if I decide to do this, I'm gonna need an unlimited supply of Xena tapes, and Hot Pockets.
Rat/Theodore J. Finch
This is my Kung-Fu and it is strong!
Rat/Theodore J. Finch
Your Kung-Fu is not strong!
Rat/Theodore J. Finch
Go ahead and throw up, I know I did...
Dr. Josh Keyes
Why don't you use a credit card and get air miles?
Dr. Josh Keyes
Then we hotwire the nuclear bombs. [pause] As one does.
Dr. Josh Keyes